If PUBG weapons had honest slogans, what would they be?
1. **AKM**: "Loud, Proud, and Sprays Like a Hose!" 2. **M416**: "The Swiss Army Knife of Assault Rifles." 3. **Kar98k**: "One Shot, One Kill... If You're Lucky." 4. **UMP45**: "The Pea Shooter That Packs a Punch." 5. **Pan**: "Not Just for Cooking!" 6. **S12K**: "Close Quarters, Shotgun Showdown." 7. **AWM**: "Turning Snipers into Gods." 8. **P1911**: "Old Reliable, with a Punch." 9. **SCAR-L**: "When You Need Consistency, Not Excitement." 10. **Crossbow**: "Silent but Deadly, Literally. "